Apparently, my girlfriend would rather read a book than have sex because "it lasts longer and she is always guaranteed a climax."
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9 comments:

  1. Ha! You just got told! :D

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  2. Apparently you live in a sitcom?

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  3. I would have made fun of her relentlessly. What an idiot.

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  4. Who gives a shit if SHE climaxes?

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  6. If SHE climaxes, that ups your chance of getting more sex. You selfish dumbshit.

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  7. Guess she's not reading Twilight

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  9. they do have vampire sex but no details :@ not my fault.. sister.. :'(

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